Thursday, April 30, 2009

Stay Hungry




damn i want a Nikon D90..

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

turnn my swag onnn

so after school had some PCN practice then went to hit up the Guitar Concert/ Art Show. Plus 31 cent scoops at Baskins!

special

if you cut, you get cut bitch

my three scoops of my favorite ice cream, mint chocolate chip wiff a cherry on top

now back to the concert

this beezy is my bffl

joe chang, he set up the show. he got Jamba and Starbucks to vendor. hes a boss.

and he rips it on the turntables, like a boss

graffiti, i shoulda brought my krink mop :]

the art was legit

more graffiti, dont laugh at my crappy & sign

yup thats Ian from Troy High School.

it was hard taking this picture of myself

doneee.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

sooon

currently trying to get my hands on Photoshop CS3 or is there a CS4 now? and Adobe Illustrator.






Sunday, April 26, 2009

rain rain go away

finally washed my car.
pay me and ill wash yours :]


Sunday Moanin'

Friday, April 24, 2009

<345

Went to troy to pick up Emmy Wemmy and take her to brea mall so she can go shopping then meet up Sam & Hiba. As we walk in i see Kurt and Ashley! then Hiba & Sam come to meet up. i scoop up a a new keychain cause my blue berry muffin got eaten :[ well i lost it. Hiba wasnt feeling well :/ so Sam took her home. Us four were suppose to go take cue, eat guppy's, then watch Obsessed. But i guesssss i have to go with just Emmy Wemmy. Then we headed on over to Cue. took two seats of pictures. pretty intense yo! cause i used booths i never used before. it was fun. since we were starving we hit up GUPPY TEAHOUSE. ordered: SPICY popcorn chicken, homemade french fries, & salmon fried rice. freak n emily knows i dont like spicy popcorn chicken but i said to get it anyways cause i know she likes it like that. damn i tried eating it and my mouth was burning. the fries were delicious and the fried rice was scrumptious! even though they had pickles >:| but she ate em so its all good :] i drank sooo much water. but its okay cause i like water. then after stuffing our faces and tummy's i surprised her by taking her to Liberty Park to kill some time before our movie. i havent been there since i was a kid. the play ground moved and its updated. no more basketball courts, heard they took it out due to fights? then the track isnt like rocks and dirt its actual terf. then we played on the play ground for a lil bit. then we walked down to the lil river thing. checked out the durty ass water and graffiti. then headed to Birch to watched Obsessed. it was a okay movie. kinda scared of girls now. then for dessert went to BJ's for my favorite kind of pazookie. introduced it to her and she loved it. :] then for the final part of our journey we went to "TOP OF THE WORLD" Hawks Pointe. then back to my car and took her home. yay for happy endings. the end<345!
























Penis Pump

Thursday, April 23, 2009

earthquakers rump shakers

so like i was at Cal State Fullerton Library at 5:00ish, dont ask why. then i see the computer table start shaking. IT WAS A FREAK N EARTHQUAKE! the end.

true story

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.


He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.


Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy... You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.


"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.


Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.


One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I<3TODAY!

Today started with my seastar waking me up to get ready for CST/STAR Testing. English portions today. it was pretty easy. i kept getting side tracked when i was reading the passages lol. wasnt that bad though. then after the testing the schedule is break 15 minutes, 1st period 55 minutes, & lunch 30 minutes. since i dont have a first i had like 2 hours of freeee time. so i dipped at break. scooped up my BFFL Vanessa. she wanted to buy stuff from Hollister and F21 at the brea mall. so i took her there. dude theres still a lot of people there, old people, & moms. then she bought me mcdonalds. so i order a caramel iced coffee and 3 double cheese burgers. first they lag. 2nd! omg you wont believe this. but freaken spongebob in the back for got to give me the bottom bun for one of my burgers! im like WTF! so i show her the burger and they make me a new one. so im waiting to get my burger so i open up my other burger. WTF! they gave me two bottoms buns on that burger. it freaken tasted like a english muffin. stupid mcdonalds. but pretty funny now that i think about it. then i go back to school for the last two periods of the day. period 2 is my physics class and it was a chill day. just talked about stuff and the AC felt bomb in there. then 3rd period is english. OMG OMG OMG I GOT A 98% ON MY ESSAY! i havent gotten an A on a essay in that class since the start of school. lol. i suck at essays & shes the AP COMP teacher for the seniors. so she grades essays hard. but shes a really good teacher and she helped me improve my essay techniques and what not. so wooohoooo! &&& thats not just it. she used my essay as the sample to show to the class cause its legit. yeeee :] school ended. then i head to PCN practice. i joined a new dance and learned it. its hellah legit. you better not miss it out when you go watch my PCN. itll make the girls wet and the boys jealous. dont sleep on that. stay tuned. after PCN practice i headed home for a bit to drink some wattahhhh. then Emmy Wemmy hit me up to go swim at Jake's house with jake, alvin, & her. they wanted to go to the gym at like 7ish. so after we swam we went to the gym. we got there and ran a lil to warm up. then today was my first time taking a dance class and it was the HIP HOP dance class at 24hourfitness. it was intense and funnnn. lots of booty shaking. fast paced. good laughs. Hiba was there with her mom. her mom couldnt hang lol. s'all good though. she tried. then all of em leave. but i stay to work out with Matthew Halili. we did shoulders, forearms, & abs. then bounced at 9:30. overall, super fantastic day. i gotta have more of these. peace.

4:41am

can't sleep.

Have You Abandoned the Pushup?
I hope your answer is no. Because I've spent a lot of time coaching athletes, I far prefer the pushup to the bench press. After all, athletes don't typically spend a lot of time lying on their backs pushing up, unless they aren't very good at their sport.



So why train them that way? And besides working your pecs and triceps, the pushup engages your core, your lats, and just about every other muscle in your upper body. That makes it one of the most useful and efficient movements in any guy's exercise arsenal.



Think you're too strong for the pushup? Try the challenge I give to like-minded athletes: Assume a pushup position, but place your feet on a bench. Then have a partner place a 25-pound weight plate on your back, at the level of your shoulder blades. Now try to do 20 pushups with perfect form. Until you can pass this test, there's no reason to bother with the bench press.



How to do it: Keep your body rigid, in a straight line from your ankles to your head, and lower it as a single unit until your nose touches the floor. Then press back up until your arms are completely straight. Want an even greater challenge? I have my athletes perform the exercise with their hands on a BOSU ball (dome down), which adds an element of instability, forcing the core and shoulder muscles to work even harder.

-MensHealth

Sunday, April 19, 2009

dont be boring

& watch WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE wiff me!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

DUI

as i head home from my mile long walk wiff reeshelll and her seastar, i drive up valley view and i get stuck in my first CHECK POINT! im like fuhhh, this is pretty legit and wack cause its a long line. SOOO MANY COPS. cops pulling people over for trying to avoid the check point, cops on the sidewalk, cops handling people that have been drinking, cops testing people, scary. i saw a cop with a shotgun on his motorcycle. pretty tight but is that really needed? lol. then it was finally my turn. *hands license* "Mr. Fernandez have you been drinking tonight?" "Nah." "Okay were are you heading too?" "Home." "okay drive safe." *hands out DUI brochure* *i rev, and drive away :]*




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